Tired of carrying around a big bag? Looking for something impractical to add to your Christmas list? SNL cast members Marcello Hernández and Ego Nwodim, host Adam Driver, and musical guest Olivia Rodrigo have got just the product for you: the Tiny Ass Bag.
Hernández and Nwodim led a sketch promoting various styles of the miniature accessory on Saturday night’s (Dec. 9) episode.
The most impressive item in the Tiny Ass Bag line might be the Tiny Ass Hiking Backpack, as modeled by Driver, or perhaps the Tiny Ass Luggage. As Kevin, aka Driver, says, “My bag is little, and my ass is fat. I’m the king of the world!”
Rodrigo co-stars as Georgina without a last name — “It’s Georgina, and das it” — who makes an appearance to show off another Tiny Ass product.
“This one is so small, it can only fit your secrets,” she says, modeling the Tiny Ass Carry On.
As musical guest, Rodrigo performed an emotional, understated “Vampire” and a theatrical “All-American Bitch” that had her shattering her glass at just the right moment, throwing herself across a table, stabbing a red cake and smearing it all over her face with a grateful smile.
Watch the “Tiny Ass Bag” sketch below. Check out her SNL performances here.
